Thursday, November 18, 2010

Not a believer? Boy oh boy we're going to hell.

first thing's first

" If i sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would i get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class.

"No!" the children all answered.

"if i cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy, would i get to heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

" Well," i continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five yo boy shouted, "You've gotta be dead!"

-Jan Cupp (Reader's Digest 02')

Now why didn't i think of that.

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